Zombie Perfumes Make You Smell like the Undead

Friday, March 15th 2013. | Fashion & Styles

People at Demeter believe that zombies and any undead creatures exist and you never know when they will rise from the grave to launch a massive invasion to mankind. The only way you can avoid their rotten teeth is by blending yourself with them. Unfortunately, counting on the looks only will get you toasted because zombies have sensitive sense of smell. What you need is a zombie perfume concocted by the very same weird company.

Zombie Perfumes by Demeter Fragrance

You may think this is just another marketing prank which is far from real just like the Upper Cup for iPhone. But, no, seriously! Such a fragrance is really available for sale. In fact there are two kinds of them: the male and female version. The latter is said to smell more “feminine”. Of course, you have to perceive that from an undead point of view.

While I’m not sure what underlies Demeter from launching its Zombie Perfumes, they seem pretty confident that there are couples who are crazy enough to by their product. According to Demeter, they compose the “Zombies for Him” perfume from piles of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and a handful of wet soil. If you’re wondering how that mixture is going to smell, the company says it’s like a wet soil of a forest.

The “Zombies for Her”, on the other hand, is added with a few drops of dregs that develop at the bottom of wine barrel. Demeter believes that should give a pretty sweet scent to its perfume. Available in 1 oz. and 4 oz. packaging, you can get a bottle of Zombie Perfumes from $20. Shipping starts at the end of April.

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